8-Bit Mottos

11-21-2003, 09:23 PM

Let's pretend BM is thinking to go public with some sort of Hadoken/Stabbity Death Assassination service, or some other business spawned off of 8-Bit Theatre. What would be a good motto for what service?

i.e.
Black Mage Assassinations
"Regular or Extra-Crispy?"

Garland's Mystery Cookies
"Now only a 25% chance of Imp contamination."

11-21-2003, 09:39 PM

Fighters Schol of Vargus-Do Zodiac Kenidsho sword skils::
"RAM STYLE!!!"

Death Dealer · 11-21-2003, 09:40 PM

Fighter's Weapon Emporium
"I like swords!"

11-21-2003, 09:44 PM

Black Mage(TM) torture and torture related devices:

"Your world will be redefined as living pain"

11-21-2003, 10:15 PM

Thief's Bank of Money
"If you don't know what to do in a crazy world of topst-turvy markets and Michael Jackson scandals, you're not alone. Just send me all your money and I'll invest it in bread tabs. You know, those little plastic tabs that keep bread fresh! Or just invest all your money in my own accounts with contracts with fine print so small, you'd need a telescope just to read it. Come to think of it, you've heard too much. -Uses MiB Neuralizer-"

Law-Ninjas
"Settlements guarenteed in 30 minutes or the Pizza's cold.

11-21-2003, 11:14 PM

thief's "I take your stuff and than sell it" pawn shop

We are the home of ULTRA SUPER FINE PRINT.

11-22-2003, 12:12 AM

White Mage's Shop of Healing Potions:

All are welcome*

*Black Mage excluded, lest he feels need to test the wrath of my hammer

11-22-2003, 02:57 AM

BM and Thief's Evidence Disposal Inc. Corpses vaporized in 30 minutes or its free*

Gerad · 11-22-2003, 03:35 AM

Akbar's Lutes
NOT keys to the final dungeon

-Or should that be the other way around?

11-22-2003, 09:00 AM

Black Mage Photography
"No I am NOT undressing you with the power of my mind!"

11-21-2003, 09:23 PM	#1
ShinRa Incorporated Guest Posts: n/a	8-Bit Mottos Let's pretend BM is thinking to go public with some sort of Hadoken/Stabbity Death Assassination service, or some other business spawned off of 8-Bit Theatre. What would be a good motto for what service? i.e. Black Mage Assassinations "Regular or Extra-Crispy?" Garland's Mystery Cookies "Now only a 25% chance of Imp contamination."

11-21-2003, 10:15 PM	#5
ShinRa Incorporated Guest Posts: n/a	Thief's Bank of Money "If you don't know what to do in a crazy world of topst-turvy markets and Michael Jackson scandals, you're not alone. Just send me all your money and I'll invest it in bread tabs. You know, those little plastic tabs that keep bread fresh! Or just invest all your money in my own accounts with contracts with fine print so small, you'd need a telescope just to read it. Come to think of it, you've heard too much. -Uses MiB Neuralizer-" Law-Ninjas "Settlements guarenteed in 30 minutes or the Pizza's cold. Last edited by ShinRa Incorporated; 11-21-2003 at 10:17 PM.

11-21-2003, 09:39 PM	#2
vlatt Guest Posts: n/a	Fighters Schol of Vargus-Do Zodiac Kenidsho sword skils:: "RAM STYLE!!!"

11-21-2003, 09:40 PM	#3
Death Dealer Death Dealer's True Form? Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Cleft Of Dimension Posts: 624	Fighter's Weapon Emporium "I like swords!"

11-21-2003, 09:44 PM	#4
vlatt Guest Posts: n/a	Black Mage(TM) torture and torture related devices: "Your world will be redefined as living pain"

11-21-2003, 11:14 PM	#6
FIGHTERDOKEN Guest Posts: n/a	thief's "I take your stuff and than sell it" pawn shop We are the home of ULTRA SUPER FINE PRINT.

11-22-2003, 12:12 AM	#7
Lawn Gnome Guest Posts: n/a	White Mage's Shop of Healing Potions: All are welcome* *Black Mage excluded, lest he feels need to test the wrath of my hammer

11-22-2003, 02:57 AM	#8
Tark Guest Posts: n/a	BM and Thief's Evidence Disposal Inc. Corpses vaporized in 30 minutes or its free*

11-22-2003, 03:35 AM	#9
Gerad Undercover King Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A Rock, A Hard Place, Earth Posts: 61	Akbar's Lutes NOT keys to the final dungeon -Or should that be the other way around?

11-22-2003, 09:00 AM	#10
ShinRa Incorporated Guest Posts: n/a	Black Mage Photography "No I am NOT* undressing you with the power of my mind!*"