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Unread 01-30-2008, 01:26 AM   #1
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In lieu of Valentines Day, and just to have another romantic-like thread thingy, I wanted to ask girls this: What do you want from us guys? What is the general consensus?

Shaven or unshaven? Nerdy or Jock? Car or Spaceship? What can us guys do to make ourselves a hot tamale? What do you find most attractive about a guy?

(Girls feel free to make a thread to ask about guys, too)
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Unread 01-30-2008, 01:27 AM   #2
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Erm...would anyone feel weird if I chipped in my two cents about what I like in guys? :3 Chances are, girls will like a similar guy to my ideal man!
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Unread 01-30-2008, 01:31 AM   #3
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There's not going to be a general consensus, Seil dude.
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Unread 01-30-2008, 01:34 AM   #4
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I'd ask the same, except I'd know the answer already. Since people relay the same message to me all the time. it's like they have to tell me that I'm weird. Damnable bunch of meanies..

All I can say is that buying a girl a monkey plushie with red handcuffs on it at the local 7/11 is your best shot at giving a gift, if that's your true intention! That's what I'd want from a guy. That and rare candies. Not, like, pot of gold, or the expensive stuff, but chocolates and candies that have fun shapes, or are really rare. You should probably be as creative as possible, and put as much thought into it as possible rather than money. Because that's how the girl knows you actually care. and most of all, use the stereotype of a common man to your advantage! Surprise her or use it in a pun in the gift you give her.

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Unread 01-30-2008, 01:41 AM   #5
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There's not going to be a general consensus, Seil dude.
I know. I just wanna hear about some of the stuff.
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Unread 01-30-2008, 01:51 AM   #6
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Shave, take a shower, act interested and interesting but don't be a pushy jerk about it.

Edit: Don't make fun of them for mixing their drinks, don't have your room covered in anime wallscrolls, don't take them on competitive dates, be sure and practice good grooming and personal hygiene. Exercise. Don't tell them how great the ladder theory is. Make eye contact. Talk about shit they care about.

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Erm...would anyone feel weird if I chipped in my two cents about what I like in guys? :3 Chances are, girls will like a similar guy to my ideal man!
Shoot, dude.
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Unread 01-30-2008, 02:33 AM   #7
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In my experience and observation the number one thing girls want in guys is guys who don't pester them all the ding-dang time asking about what girls want in guys.
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Unread 01-30-2008, 02:57 AM   #8
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Okay but seriously this is, what, help-me-try-to figure-out-love thread #4? Is there any way we can keep this limited to one single omnithread or something?
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Unread 01-30-2008, 04:23 AM   #9
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Unread 01-30-2008, 04:46 AM   #10
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