Colbert in Space : Node 3 to be named april 14

[Bells]

you know, "Colbert" received an overwhelming majority of votes in NASA's Node 3 naming contest. And as you also know, the space agency has not yet committed to recognizing the will of the people, suggesting they might instead name a space toilet after the Colbert Report host and prompting a number of Congresspeople to get involved in the debacle. Well, the waiting and debating will soon end when a real no-foolin' astronaut appears on The Colbert Report next Tuesday at 11:30pm / 10:30c to announce NASA's final decision.

NASA's newest module for the International Space Station will get a new name on April 14.

The agency plans to make the announcement with the help of Expedition 14 and 15 astronaut Sunita "Suni" Williams on Comedy Central's "The Colbert Report." The program will air at 11:30 p.m. EDT.

The name, which will not be publicly released until the program airs, was selected from thousands of unique suggestions submitted on NASA's Internet site, www.nasa.gov. The "Help Name Node 3" poll asked people to vote for the module's name either by choosing one of four NASA options or by offering their own suggestion. The poll closed on March 20.

"The node naming poll was organic and took on a life of its own," said Bill Gerstenmaier, associate administrator for Space Operations at NASA Headquarters in Washington. "We received more than a million entries, in large part because social media Web sites and television programs, such as 'The Colbert Report,' took an interest. This spread overall awareness of the International Space Station."

NASA originally planned to announce the node's name on April 28 after it arrived at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. However, the node's arrival at Kennedy is delayed until May, so the announcement moved to April 14.

The show's producers offered to host the name selection announcement after comedian and host Stephen Colbert took interest during the census and urged his followers to post the name "Colbert."

"I certainly hope NASA does the right thing," said Colbert. "Just kidding, I hope they name it after me."

Node 3 is a pressurized module that will provide room for many of the space station's life support systems. Attached to the node is the cupola, a one-of-a-kind work station with six windows around the sides and one on top. Node 3 is targeted for launch in late 2009.

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2...olbert-report/

THis is certainly mock news, but it has a small tone of "seriousness" behind it, so here we are.

I've bee following this over the Colbert Report for some time. It's kinda weird actually... it generated all this major debate, talks about constitution, rights, and a whole bunch of stuff over this (follow the link above, the video is quite a example. Also, really funny.)

The node will be named tomorrow on the Colbert Report. I'm not sure if they are actually going to name the node after him. But then again... the guy was Knighted last week! (does that even count?)

So, any of you voted for Colbert? I know i did... what should he win the Pod naming?

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Originally Posted by Bells

The node will be named tomorrow on the Colbert Report. I'm not sure if they are actually going to name the node after him. But then again... the guy was Knighted last week! (does that even count?)

Are you suggesting that because Colbert is American him being Knighted shouldn't count good sir?

Because I take that as a grave insult to all the hard working and decent Knights from all around the world.

[Bells]

Of course not! i know Queen noor can knight people and all, But i don't know how the code of Knights take the idea of someone being Knighted with a TV Prop!

We have to call him Sir Colbert now!? Sir Colbert of the Space Toilet?

[The Argent Lord]

Also, the fact that Jordan has no official knighthood, and that it has been said that it was just for the show. The character of Stephen Colbert has been knighted, but the man himself has not.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Also, taking the British example, even if he were to be knighted he couldn't be called "sir". This is because knighthoods involve swearing to a foreign head of state so foreigners usually only get honorary ones. It like Bill Gates has a KBE but you can't call him sir.

[Bells]

Well. but how about the space node?

Yes, Colbert won, and yes he brought a lot of attention to the space program in the progress... but i really don't think Nasa will put his name up there.

[Raiden]

Well, legally, NASA can do whatever they want. They made it clear in the rules that NASA has the full right to not use the winning name and instead could use a different one. If they choose to not use Colbert, they don't have to.

Of course, it'd be kind of dickish if they didn't. It's not like "Ass" or "Cockmongler" won. They decided to leave it up to vote, and since the winner wasn't an offensive name, they really shouldn't be pulling the plug on it.

[Corel]

Colbert was the winning name beating off naming it Serenity.

The inner geek in me droops like a Sunflower.

[Raiden]

Originally Posted by Corel

Colbert was the winning name beating off naming it Serenity.

The inner geek in me droops like a Sunflower.

Serenity is overused. It's everywhere. Now Colbert? THAT is new!

[EDIT]: Aaaaand they crapped out. Named it Tranquility.

[Bells]

But the Threadmill in the space station will be named Colbert!!

Actually C.O.L.B.E.R.T. Which stands for something i forgot...