Alex Zuckerman - The New Animated Film You Should Never See If You Value Your Eyes!

alexzuckerman · 04-15-2009, 11:48 PM

Alex Zuckerman is caught in circumstances out of his control when he is abducted by aliens. They implant a mind control device inside of his brain so that he would become an insurgent in their upcoming invasion of Earth. With his astonishing power of will, Alex fights the Alien's mind control. Sir Psycho, and Alex Zuckerman assemble a scary crew - ascending into space on a mission to save Alex�s mind, soul, and ultimately the entire human race.

This cartoon features alien carnage!

You may view Alex Zuckerman at the following URL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbyLT5GEgD8

or visit my website www.AlexZuckerman.com

Meister · 04-16-2009, 02:26 AM

Oh, I get it, it's ironically bad. How zany and wacky!

EDIT: oh wow there's even a ninja

alexzuckerman · 04-18-2009, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Meister

Oh, I get it, it's ironically bad. How zany and wacky!

EDIT: oh wow there's even a ninja

I'm open to constructive criticism, but there is nothing constructive about your comment. I've looked at your work, and I'm not the least bit impressed. If you think you've made something better, then post it in response.

Your a douche. Go suck a railroad spike.

Seil · 04-18-2009, 01:15 AM

...Wow, dude. That was harsh.

And riddled with spelling errors. Okay, it was one, but still, if you're gonna insult someone, do it with class.

Kim · 04-18-2009, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by alexzuckerman

I'm open to constructive criticism, but there is nothing constructive about your comment. I've looked at your work, and I'm not the least bit impressed. If you think you've made something better, then post it in response.

Your a douche. Go suck a railroad spike.

You know, saying that to a mod isn't the best idea. Plus, someone doesn't need to make something better to know crap*. Lastly, I like 8 Easy Bits**.

*I can't really say for sure whether it's crap as I haven't checked it out, but I'm just going to trust Meister's judgment on this one.

**I haven't checked it out in forever, but I still like it.

Kaneda · 04-18-2009, 01:28 AM

I don't get the point of the last seven minutes, seeing as I can't quite imagine anyone watching past the first three.

I mean, ten minutes? Fuck. If I'm going to invest that much time into anything, I like to know that whoever made it invested a certain degree of effort themselves.

Kim · 04-18-2009, 01:34 AM

You see, Zucchini-Man, the problem with posting stuff like this here is that most of us are dicks, and we aren't exactly ashamed of our, for lack of a better word, "dickness". Plus, since this is the first thing you've posted here without trying to become a part of the community beforehand, none of us are your friend. As such, we aren't going to feel any need to be somewhat less dickish.

Note: Even if you were a part of the community for a while beforehand, we would still probably be dicks. We do what we know.

Meister · 04-18-2009, 02:35 AM

Art, animation and voice acting are all terrible. The art is crude at best, the animation choppy and also crude, and the voice actors sound bored. The only way I could conceive of anyone calling this "the new animated film you have to see" is if it's meant to be intentionally, i.e. ironically bad, and making something ironically bad doesn't automatically make it good. And if it's meant to be a serious project, it's just plain old vanilla bad.

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Originally Posted by NonCon

dicks

I like to think we, as a community, offer constructive criticism more often than we're dicks. Sugarcoating things isn't on the agenda, though. Also this:

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since this is the first thing you've posted here without trying to become a part of the community beforehand

Which is mentioned in our forum rules; not that we're not glad to get some free entertainment once in a while and we're big fans of DIY stuff, which is why this thread got a chance in the first place. But what you're offering is, again, really not very good.

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If you think you've made something better, then post it in response.

Kim · 04-18-2009, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Meister

I like to think we, as a community, offer constructive criticism more often than we're dicks. Sugarcoating things isn't on the agenda, though.

I wasn't speaking merely in the realm of creative work, though. I'm quite certain were an outsider to look at most of the threads on the forum we'd all look like a bunch of Grade A jackasses, not that I'm complaining.

Kerensky287 · 04-18-2009, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by alexzuckerman

I've looked at your work, and I'm not the least bit impressed. If you think you've made something better, then post it in response.

Frankly, I don't think he's ever CLAIMED to have made something better. I don't even know what "work" you're referring to in that first sentence.

What makes things worse is that you made an account on this forum for no purpose other than to advertise your movie, which you claim is one that "you have to see." Saying that your new movie is a must-see seems a little conceited, especially considering how... well, shoddy it is. I'm hoping this doesn't become another BlackMage.EXE thread, but I gotta say man, if it's your first project - and by all appearances it is - don't act like it's God's gift to the world of animation.

04-15-2009, 11:48 PM	#1
alexzuckerman Goomba Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3	Alex Zuckerman - The New Animated Film You Should Never See If You Value Your Eyes! Alex Zuckerman is caught in circumstances out of his control when he is abducted by aliens. They implant a mind control device inside of his brain so that he would become an insurgent in their upcoming invasion of Earth. With his astonishing power of will, Alex fights the Alien's mind control. Sir Psycho, and Alex Zuckerman assemble a scary crew - ascending into space on a mission to save Alex�s mind, soul, and ultimately the entire human race. This cartoon features alien carnage! You may view Alex Zuckerman at the following URL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbyLT5GEgD8 or visit my website www.AlexZuckerman.com Last edited by alexzuckerman; 05-19-2009 at 01:24 AM.

04-18-2009, 01:34 AM	#7
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	You see, Zucchini-Man, the problem with posting stuff like this here is that most of us are dicks, and we aren't exactly ashamed of our, for lack of a better word, "dickness". Plus, since this is the first thing you've posted here without trying to become a part of the community beforehand, none of us are your friend. As such, we aren't going to feel any need to be somewhat less dickish. Note: Even if you were a part of the community for a while beforehand, we would still probably be dicks. We do what we know. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

04-16-2009, 02:26 AM	#2
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	Oh, I get it, it's ironically bad. How zany and wacky! EDIT: oh wow there's even a ninja

04-18-2009, 01:15 AM	#4
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	...Wow, dude. That was harsh. And riddled with spelling errors. Okay, it was one, but still, if you're gonna insult someone, do it with class.

04-18-2009, 01:28 AM	#6
Kaneda Pitch black and covered in soot. Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bennington, Vermont Posts: 729	I don't get the point of the last seven minutes, seeing as I can't quite imagine anyone watching past the first three. I mean, ten minutes? Fuck. If I'm going to invest that much time into anything, I like to know that whoever made it invested a certain degree of effort themselves.