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Unread 08-23-2009, 07:23 PM   #1
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Wow! Start one irrational and delusional thread, and you get 90 replies. Maybe I should be unstable more often.

I did not post anything for two weeks just to see if anyone noticed.
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Unread 08-23-2009, 07:32 PM   #2
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Unread 08-23-2009, 07:35 PM   #3
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Who who? Who who?
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Unread 08-23-2009, 07:48 PM   #4
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Aw, who the fuck are you?

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Unread 08-23-2009, 08:00 PM   #5
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I did not post anything for two weeks just to see if anyone noticed.
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Unread 08-23-2009, 08:08 PM   #6
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I'm hijacking this thread to say.

I AIN'T NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH.
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Unread 08-23-2009, 08:16 PM   #7
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Fellas I need a low to midlevel Fail.Gif, Fail.Gif to Thread #35775, shoppers please note the standing Fail Alert on thread #35775 and proceed with caution.
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Unread 08-23-2009, 08:18 PM   #8
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Fellas I need a low to midlevel Fail.Gif, Fail.Gif to Thread #35775, shoppers please note the standing Fail Alert on thread #35775 and proceed with caution.
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Unread 08-23-2009, 08:38 PM   #9
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Unread 08-23-2009, 08:45 PM   #10
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HOLY SHIT.

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