The:"Terrible Things you hope will never See the Light of Day" thread

Premmy · 06-29-2010, 11:30 PM

In this Thread, we imagine movies, games, albums, and books created by terrible combinations of Ideas, Creators, and Genres

A Romantic Musical written by Stephanie Meyers and Directed/Produced by Tyler Perry

A Remake of "The Wizard" By Uwe Boll

A Video Game Produced by Roger Ebert

a Kung-Fu Flick Directed by M. Kni- Oh wait.....

bluestarultor · 06-30-2010, 12:23 AM

Anything written by Stephanie Meyer, ever again, and with everything out there already being retconned from reality itself. Some might argue the popularity of Twilight is proof there isn't a kind and merciful God. Have you SEEN some of these people? Some of them call HER a god.

Equus: The Movie. Now in 3D! *shudder*

***Fenris*** · 06-30-2010, 12:53 AM

Added a tag to this thread.

phil_ · 06-30-2010, 01:13 AM

I'm a firm believer in the "If I think it too hard, it'll come true" school of thought regarding awful things, so I encourage everyone to let this thread die. Render not your prayers unto Murphy.

Kim · 07-04-2010, 06:46 PM

An anime based on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Aerozord · 07-04-2010, 06:51 PM

pretty much a live action adaptation of anything, ever again

Wigmund · 07-04-2010, 07:21 PM

We still have the Cowboy Bebop movie starring Keanu Reeves to look forward to.

Maybe it won't be terrible.

Token · 07-04-2010, 07:32 PM

Also Scott Pilgrim, which should be pretty rad.

walkertexasdruid · 07-05-2010, 10:01 PM

I think I have mentioned ET: The Game: The Movie before. That is about as horrible an idea as I can think of.

How about cheesy Law and Order/Sex and the City tv series based on James Patterson's Women's Murder Club. Oh wait, they made that already? I still shudder that Patterson signed off on that atrocity.

How about a live action Trigun movie staring Jim Carry as Vash? That might give my first idea a run for its money.

mauve · 07-05-2010, 10:26 PM

Kingdom Hearts II, The Movie. Live action, with CG'd Disney characters and Cloud.

The parts of the movie written by Square mostly features Cloud being angsty, the FfX-2 pixies hanging around for no reason, and select members of Org XIII (only the pretty ones) standing around trying to look mysteriously pretty. Oh, and lots of scenes of people talking about ice cream.

The parts of the movie written by Disney are even less violent and more ridiculously tame than the game (Pirates with guns?!? Oh heavens no!) and focuses entirely on the power of true friendship and people not dying. And talking about ice cream.

Alternately, they decide to "reimagine" KH as a darker, grittier, more realistic story in which everybody has some horrible inner demons and things randomly explode. Also, Kairi dies.

06-29-2010, 11:30 PM	#1
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	The:"Terrible Things you hope will never See the Light of Day" thread In this Thread, we imagine movies, games, albums, and books created by terrible combinations of Ideas, Creators, and Genres A Romantic Musical written by Stephanie Meyers and Directed/Produced by Tyler Perry A Remake of "The Wizard" By Uwe Boll A Video Game Produced by Roger Ebert a Kung-Fu Flick Directed by M. Kni- Oh wait..... __________________ Drank

06-30-2010, 12:53 AM	#3
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	Added a tag to this thread. __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

06-30-2010, 01:13 AM	#4
phil_ Just sleeping Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: At home, probably in bed. Posts: 6,482	I'm a firm believer in the "If I think it too hard, it'll come true" school of thought regarding awful things, so I encourage everyone to let this thread die. Render not your prayers unto Murphy. __________________ Be T-Rexcellent to each other, tako.

07-04-2010, 06:46 PM	#5
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	Okay. I lied. I really do want to see that. An anime based on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

07-04-2010, 06:51 PM	#6
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	pretty much a live action adaptation of anything, ever again __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

07-04-2010, 07:21 PM	#7
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	I am so terribly sorry... We still have the Cowboy Bebop movie starring Keanu Reeves to look forward to. Maybe it won't be terrible. __________________ Slightly off-kilter

07-04-2010, 07:32 PM	#8
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Also Scott Pilgrim, which should be pretty rad.

07-05-2010, 10:01 PM	#9
walkertexasdruid I am the One Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Infinate Layers of the Abyss Posts: 533	I think I have mentioned ET: The Game: The Movie before. That is about as horrible an idea as I can think of. How about cheesy Law and Order/Sex and the City tv series based on James Patterson's Women's Murder Club. Oh wait, they made that already? I still shudder that Patterson signed off on that atrocity. How about a live action Trigun movie staring Jim Carry as Vash? That might give my first idea a run for its money. __________________ Naive Optimist

07-05-2010, 10:26 PM	#10
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	Kingdom Hearts II, The Movie. Live action, with CG'd Disney characters and Cloud. The parts of the movie written by Square mostly features Cloud being angsty, the FfX-2 pixies hanging around for no reason, and select members of Org XIII (only the pretty ones) standing around trying to look mysteriously pretty. Oh, and lots of scenes of people talking about ice cream. The parts of the movie written by Disney are even less violent and more ridiculously tame than the game (Pirates with guns?!? Oh heavens no!) and focuses entirely on the power of true friendship and people not dying. And talking about ice cream. Alternately, they decide to "reimagine" KH as a darker, grittier, more realistic story in which everybody has some horrible inner demons and things randomly explode. Also, Kairi dies. __________________ Yoo Hoo!