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Unread 04-26-2011, 01:30 PM   #1
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So, as i was browsing the channels today "National Security" was on.

Oh boy, do i hate this movie... i trully hate this piece of film. The most pretentious, racist, Misogynist piece of crap i've ever seen named as a "movie" on the screen.

The movie tries so hard, pushes so damn hard to make the Black guy the "outlaw hero that is so gangsta the SYSTEM and SOCIETY can't handle" that it's almost assault.

If you simply remove Martin Lawrence, entirely, of the movie and leave everything else as-is, you come out with a midly interesting, semi-funny cop comedy about a Cop dealing with the lost of his partner by taking with a invisible black man... A MUCH more interesting movie all by itself, right there.

So, share! Share with all! What movies you trully hate and why? Provide a trailer if you can or a poster
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Unread 04-26-2011, 02:17 PM   #2
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I hate Aeon Flux for its insensitive depiction of clones. Being a clone doesn't make anyone less of a person than being conceived via the traditional exchange of genes between two people. It certainly isn't a reason to kill everyone and destroy society because "Oh no, we're all clones."

In fifty years this movie will be about as presentable as a black-face minstrel show.
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I hate Ultraviolet for thinking being a "comic book" movie gives it a licence to make no Goddamn sense. And for the achievement of being an unwatchable piece of crap despite starring Milla Jovovich.

Also Gun Kata. Fuck Gun Kata. Fuck Gun Kata with thirty thousand bullets at the same time, yeah you go right ahead and stand where the fewest of those 30 000 bullets are statistically likely to hit you, you'll be full of holes anyway.
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The Resident Evil films. If you have to ask why then I hate you too.
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I could name so many movies that are overrated, but stating that something everyone has a stiffy for as being overrated is not hating something.

What do I hate? Requiem for a Dream. And yet I almost found myself watching it again just recently. Basically it's based on a book apparently written by a guy who hates everything and especially drugs. The movie tends to have that effect of making someone feel like complete and utter shit. That can't be good. Unlike the Leitmotif, which is one of the best pieces of film music I've encountered.

I watched Léon instead. A movie I love. If you hate Léon I hate you.
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Also Gun Kata. Fuck Gun Kata. Fuck Gun Kata with thirty thousand bullets at the same time, yeah you go right ahead and stand where the fewest of those 30 000 bullets are statistically likely to hit you, you'll be full of holes anyway.
Hey! You leave Equilibrium out of this!
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It's A Wonderful Life. I don't know why this movie gets on my nerves as much as it does-- it just seems to go on and on forever.

The 1930's (?) version of A Midsummer Night's Dream. Mickey Rooney is irritating as hell. Like, nails on a chalkboard irritating.

The Ninth Gate. Not even Johnny Depp could save this movie. The level of WTF-ness is off the charts.
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Hey, I can think of one reason to not hate Equilibrium: it gave me a good excuse to quote Mandrake from Doctor Strangelove when the evil police state troopers forgot how to use their guns when swarmed with a minor horde of idiotic insurgents at the end. Who knew that all that holds a dictatorship up is a videotape on a loop?

No, wait, that's another reason to hate it. Never mind.

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I also hated The Strangers. Fuck The Strangers. I suppose that showing psychotic criminals as being utterly incompetent is an admirable touch of realism, but when that means that the script has to be contrived even more to allow them to be an effective threat, then realism kind of ends up in the red, doesn't it?

"Hey, I just accidentally shot my best friend in the head because he wandered in front of room in our house (which has clearly been broken into) without calling out for us (for some reason,) while I was watching the room's only door for any psychotic criminals. Now, I'll abandon this safe position (and my unarmed girlfriend,) because clearly there is much danger of this extremely contrived set of circumstances repeating itself, like I'm Wile E Fucking Coyote. I hope I don't somehow get jumped by the crazies that outnumber me, in the dark, outside; before I can reach a distant neighbour!"

Yep, it's still number one on my Hate List.
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