[truth] Every Jason Statham movie is a movie that should have starred Nicholas Cage

Seil · 12-16-2011, 10:51 PM

Because come on, Fifth. Come on.

Also, because of The Transporter.

Now imagine Nicholas Cage acting that scene out.

Remember Crank, what where Jason Statham sexes his girlfriend in front of a bus full of asian schoolgirls? BAM! Nicholas Cage. Remember in Cellular where whatsisface Evans something is being chased by Statham? Nic Cage would've been rad.

I mean, really:

Seil · 12-16-2011, 10:54 PM

For that matter, Keanu Reeves. Everything is better when you add The Cage:

Osterbaum · 12-16-2011, 11:33 PM

I'm sorry, but this is even less true than the other thread.

stefan · 12-16-2011, 11:42 PM

For everyone who was wondering what exactly the "Seil thread" tag was meant to imply, this thread juxtaposed against Fifth's should really clear the picture up for you.

12-16-2011, 10:51 PM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	[truth] Every Jason Statham movie is a movie that should have starred Nicholas Cage Because come on, Fifth. Come on. Also, because of The Transporter. Now imagine Nicholas Cage acting that scene out. Remember Crank, what where Jason Statham sexes his girlfriend in front of a bus full of asian schoolgirls? BAM! Nicholas Cage. Remember in Cellular where whatsisface Evans something is being chased by Statham? Nic Cage would've been rad. I mean, really:

12-16-2011, 11:33 PM	#3
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	I'm sorry, but this is even less true than the other thread. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

12-16-2011, 10:54 PM	#2
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	For that matter, Keanu Reeves. Everything is better when you add The Cage:

12-16-2011, 11:42 PM	#4
stefan Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 870	For everyone who was wondering what exactly the "Seil thread" tag was meant to imply, this thread juxtaposed against Fifth's should really clear the picture up for you.