Aero tries some live streaming

Aerozord · 11-04-2012, 10:08 PM

Ok I think I gout out all the kinks, so so lets livestream deus ex

PyrosNine · 11-06-2012, 02:41 AM

Pyros Reviews Deus Ex: Human Aerolutions

So there's this AeroZord guy, he's got a livestream at some place, right? And he's trying to play a game that makes Pyros's pc cry, because we totally asked for this.

Aerozord Jensen is one badass security chief, who loses his emotionally unavailable girlfriend but gains awesome cybernetic implants and not so awesome glass knees. He has a HAWT black helicopter pilot who is like, 225% hotter than Jock, who was already one of the sexiest black helicopter pilots in existence, and will probably hook up with her after this whole "revolting humans" thing is over, unless she dies and therefore Arcanum has to punch Aero in the shoulder.

Aerozord is totally a non murdering pacifist because we think it's funny for him to try, and we think the guards can hear him when he's sneaking because he's so busy cursing his mouse exiting the windowed screen. He is not the boss at saving hostages, but is very good at hacking, and also being big cyborg policeman. He is working on getting better at killing people with dumpsters, but his technique needs more work. He may or may not be part dumpster, having infiltrated their society and slept with their dumpster women.

Aerozord Jensen does not like spoilers (even though if you've played Deus Ex 1, man, you should know some of this stuff by now, and hell, if you think Megan Reed's dead Pyros has a bridge in Nevada to sell you), nor does he like smokers, and he really hates weird information hounds who work part time in historical reenactments by acting like a horrible racist stereotype and yet despite being poor enough to dig through the garbage for money, has the body of a fit supermodel. Aerozord Jensen will also never leave any fridge untouched.

In the same vein, Megan Reed's widowed mom must be some sort of retired supermodel, so Aerozord Jensen is totally on the case of helping her out, even if this means he has to jump from roof to roof at a walk even though he knows how to run and/or can just stack himself a way up there using his dumpster connections.

Aerozord Jensen can see the future thanks to the chat voices that know the future, but are somewhat forgetful about what exactly the future entails and he is starting to presume that they may in fact be trolling him. This is only like, 78% untrue. Aerozord jensen thinks that the super strength augments he uses all the time are actually pretty useless in real world situations, and that the conversation augment would be the most useful thing ever.

Aerozord Jensen will totally help out Otacon, beat up a blackmailing self righteous d-bag, and threaten to remind the company tech support guy which of them has arms that can punch through solid brick (even though that is a useless ability compared to having a electro sparky butt parachute).

Also, Aerozord Jensen has learned that being a super awesome cyborg means never saying "sorry", because the guy you just hit over the head with an empty cardboard box will just keep shooting you in the face anyway.

Aerozord Jensen, though his Vending Fu is still that of a young grasshopper, has proven that Cardboard boxes are his ultimate tool, having distracted guards, triggered trip wire explosions, and occasionally deflecting bullets.

All in all, Aerozord Jensen has killed only 8 people. 2 of them probably didn't deserve it, and horribly stereotypically racist portrayal black lady doesn't count as a person. Not even the police cared about that one.

Next time:

Aerozord Jensen will work with a prostitute undercover!
Visit the local police!
Attempt to give himself backstory!
Die saying "I'm sorry!"
Hack the Gibson!
Kill a group of enemies, and make repeated trips to the nearest arms dealer to sell their individual guns!
Mess with people's fridges!

Arcanum · 11-06-2012, 03:19 AM

I liked that time when I told Aero where to find the code to a door, just so I could see him run in and trigger all the explosive mines and die horribly. It was hilarious.

Aerozord · 11-06-2012, 12:03 PM

Yes you guys are dicks. Though honestly I mostly kick myself for not seeing that coming. Like that dead body trap later in the game.

Anywho, thinking of playing today after work, at like 10:30 EST. If not I'll work on chopping up the recording to post on youtube for those that missed it and want to see what was going on.

Magus · 11-06-2012, 02:53 PM

Does this game factor aim into it like the original where you have to upgrade your aim to be more accurate or are you playing with a gamepad or are you bad at aiming in it because you haven't played it for a while?

mauve · 11-06-2012, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Magus

Does this game factor aim into it like the original where you have to upgrade your aim to be more accurate or are you playing with a gamepad or are you bad at aiming in it because you haven't played it for a while?

He was trying to maintain a "No Guns" policy. The only people he killed were those who were smoking a cigarette and those who were actively being problematic. And even then, he tried to rely on melee kills or stun gun "Batman kills."

I think he kept a pistol for emergencies, but I don't think he used it much. Mostly we focused on killing people with dumpsters and cardboard boxes.

Magus · 11-06-2012, 06:34 PM

Oh, I only got to watch the first ten minutes earlier, so I just was talking about the first part when he was shooting dudes in the base getting attacked. Obviously in a stealth playthrough you wouldn't do much shooting.

Aerozord · 11-06-2012, 10:33 PM

I dont want to do much stealth unless I think it would be more entertaining. Like that one part in the lobby before the hostages.

well I am going to try and set up a second monitor and put chat in there, hopefully that will solve the issue of accidentally tabbing out.

Finally, would people like me to do another tonight. I know with the election some of you may prefer to watch the news

Aerozord · 11-07-2012, 05:16 PM

Ok so I came up with an idea, I got myself a twitter and will post on there when I go live so that way even if you aren't idling on here or steam you will still get an alert.

Aerozord · 11-08-2012, 08:07 PM

Ok guys doing a new stream at 8:30pm EST

11-04-2012, 10:08 PM	#1
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	Aero tries some live streaming Ok I think I gout out all the kinks, so so lets livestream deus ex __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

11-06-2012, 02:41 AM	#2
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Pyros Reviews Deus Ex: Human Aerolutions So there's this AeroZord guy, he's got a livestream at some place, right? And he's trying to play a game that makes Pyros's pc cry, because we totally asked for this. Aerozord Jensen is one badass security chief, who loses his emotionally unavailable girlfriend but gains awesome cybernetic implants and not so awesome glass knees. He has a HAWT black helicopter pilot who is like, 225% hotter than Jock, who was already one of the sexiest black helicopter pilots in existence, and will probably hook up with her after this whole "revolting humans" thing is over, unless she dies and therefore Arcanum has to punch Aero in the shoulder. Aerozord is totally a non murdering pacifist because we think it's funny for him to try, and we think the guards can hear him when he's sneaking because he's so busy cursing his mouse exiting the windowed screen. He is not the boss at saving hostages, but is very good at hacking, and also being big cyborg policeman. He is working on getting better at killing people with dumpsters, but his technique needs more work. He may or may not be part dumpster, having infiltrated their society and slept with their dumpster women. Aerozord Jensen does not like spoilers (even though if you've played Deus Ex 1, man, you should know some of this stuff by now, and hell, if you think Megan Reed's dead Pyros has a bridge in Nevada to sell you), nor does he like smokers, and he really hates weird information hounds who work part time in historical reenactments by acting like a horrible racist stereotype and yet despite being poor enough to dig through the garbage for money, has the body of a fit supermodel. Aerozord Jensen will also never leave any fridge untouched. In the same vein, Megan Reed's widowed mom must be some sort of retired supermodel, so Aerozord Jensen is totally on the case of helping her out, even if this means he has to jump from roof to roof at a walk even though he knows how to run and/or can just stack himself a way up there using his dumpster connections. Aerozord Jensen can see the future thanks to the chat voices that know the future, but are somewhat forgetful about what exactly the future entails and he is starting to presume that they may in fact be trolling him. This is only like, 78% untrue. Aerozord jensen thinks that the super strength augments he uses all the time are actually pretty useless in real world situations, and that the conversation augment would be the most useful thing ever. Aerozord Jensen will totally help out Otacon, beat up a blackmailing self righteous d-bag, and threaten to remind the company tech support guy which of them has arms that can punch through solid brick (even though that is a useless ability compared to having a electro sparky butt parachute). Also, Aerozord Jensen has learned that being a super awesome cyborg means never saying "sorry", because the guy you just hit over the head with an empty cardboard box will just keep shooting you in the face anyway. Aerozord Jensen, though his Vending Fu is still that of a young grasshopper, has proven that Cardboard boxes are his ultimate tool, having distracted guards, triggered trip wire explosions, and occasionally deflecting bullets. All in all, Aerozord Jensen has killed only 8 people. 2 of them probably didn't deserve it, and horribly stereotypically racist portrayal black lady doesn't count as a person. Not even the police cared about that one. Next time: Aerozord Jensen will work with a prostitute undercover! Visit the local police! Attempt to give himself backstory! Die saying "I'm sorry!" Hack the Gibson! Kill a group of enemies, and make repeated trips to the nearest arms dealer to sell their individual guns! Mess with people's fridges! __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!

11-06-2012, 03:19 AM	#3
Arcanum Strike the Earth! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 3,185	I liked that time when I told Aero where to find the code to a door, just so I could see him run in and trigger all the explosive mines and die horribly. It was hilarious. __________________ POS Almighty has spoken.

11-06-2012, 12:03 PM	#4
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	Yes you guys are dicks. Though honestly I mostly kick myself for not seeing that coming. Like that dead body trap later in the game. Anywho, thinking of playing today after work, at like 10:30 EST. If not I'll work on chopping up the recording to post on youtube for those that missed it and want to see what was going on. __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

11-06-2012, 10:33 PM	#8
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	I dont want to do much stealth unless I think it would be more entertaining. Like that one part in the lobby before the hostages. well I am going to try and set up a second monitor and put chat in there, hopefully that will solve the issue of accidentally tabbing out. Finally, would people like me to do another tonight. I know with the election some of you may prefer to watch the news __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

11-06-2012, 02:53 PM	#5
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	Does this game factor aim into it like the original where you have to upgrade your aim to be more accurate or are you playing with a gamepad or are you bad at aiming in it because you haven't played it for a while?

11-06-2012, 06:34 PM	#7
Magus Archer and Armstrong vs. the World Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 7,164	Oh, I only got to watch the first ten minutes earlier, so I just was talking about the first part when he was shooting dudes in the base getting attacked. Obviously in a stealth playthrough you wouldn't do much shooting.

11-07-2012, 05:16 PM	#9
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	Ok so I came up with an idea, I got myself a twitter and will post on there when I go live so that way even if you aren't idling on here or steam you will still get an alert. __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

11-08-2012, 08:07 PM	#10
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	Ok guys doing a new stream at 8:30pm EST __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done." Last edited by Aerozord; 11-08-2012 at 08:19 PM.