DC is a level-headed company that never shoots itself in the foot. Totally.

Aldurin · 09-08-2013, 07:47 PM

So DC is having a contest for drawing a page of Harley Quinn Issue #0, and the requirements for the page are pretty tame.

Just draw four panels of Harley Quinn attempting to kill herself.

And make sure she's naked in the fourth one.

Not making light of suicide, and definitely not sexualizing it at all.

Fuck this, when's Mahvel?

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Between fucking up Superman and now this can't DC just die? I don't even want to bother with any more of their shit after finding out that this passes as OK for them.

Magus · 09-08-2013, 09:52 PM

I am confused and disoriented. I think this merits a full quote:

Quote:

Originally Posted by DC Comics

Read the following script page and give us your original artistic interpretation of what those four panels should look like on a single page:

PAGE 15

4 panels

PANEL 1
Harley is on top of a building, holding a large DETACHED cellphone tower in her hands as lightning is striking just about everywhere except her tower. She is looking at us like she cannot believe what she is doing. Beside herself. Not happy.

PANEL 2
Harley is sitting in an alligator pond, on a little island with a suit of raw chicken on, rolling her eyes like once again, she cannot believe where she has found herself. We see the alligators ignoring her.

PANEL 3
Harley is sitting in an open whale mouth, tickling the inside of the whale�s mouth with a feather. She is ecstatic and happy, like this is the most fun ever.

PANEL 4
Harley sitting naked in a bathtub with toasters, blow dryers, blenders, appliances all dangling above the bathtub and she has a cord that will release them all. We are watching the moment before the inevitable death. Her expression is one of �oh well, guess that�s it for me� and she has resigned herself to the moment that is going to happen.

Like it's not so much sexist or making light of suicide as positively inane.

**Satan's Onion** · 09-08-2013, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magus

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Like it's not so much sexist or making light of suicide as positively inane.

I respectfully submit that it can be all of those things, especially if you have the creative power of DC Comics at your command!

Krylo · 09-08-2013, 10:28 PM

The best part is how cheery they are about talking about her character and this opportunity to be involved in it, right before they explain that you're supposed to draw her naked in a bath tub with electrical appliances hanging overhead ready to kill herself.

tacticslion · 09-09-2013, 11:23 AM

This is... disturbing. On a number of levels.

What the heck DC?! What is wrong with you?!

Shyria Dracnoir · 09-09-2013, 11:38 AM

They're bleeding out professional artists by the pint with a toxic culture, so they're subcontracting out to the internet. Just as toxic, but easier to exploit.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 09-09-2013, 12:54 PM

Hasn't this whole thing come about just before the start of some national suicide awareness week as well? I think that was a thing. Perfect timing DC. Real classy and shit.

And lets not forget that the writers of Batwoman recently quit in frustration over not being able to show her lesbian wedding on page, amongst other crappy editorial bullshit.

It's like everyone heard EAs Worst Company in America award was up for grabs and now they're coveting it for themselves, so now it's a toss-up between them, DC and Microsoft.

Aerozord · 09-09-2013, 03:58 PM

Well I love my dark humor so I dont immediately reject the concept. Not too bothered by the nudity. I'm sure it was selected for fanservice but its atleast logical for her to be naked and for that to be an attempt. Things like this depends alot on tone for me.

Tev · 09-09-2013, 04:15 PM

So...., and not to diminish the ridiculousness of this whole project, but why is Harley trying to kill herself again? Is there something going on in the Bat-verse that I missed or is this just DC going "We need to see your best Harley nudes. Here's some pretense about suicide as well to stretch your creative muscle."

Dracorion · 09-09-2013, 05:59 PM

Apparently Harley's going to be breaking the fourth wall throughout the issue.

Also, the thing with Batwoman's writers? They quit because of repeated instances of last-minute editorial meddling, which included changing the ending of an arc and, yes, being told that Batwoman and her fiancee couldn't get married, after they had to fight just to get her engaged.

Considering DC seems to be going out of it's way to establish that no superhero is married, not just Batwoman, it doesn't seem like a anti-lesbian thing.

09-08-2013, 07:47 PM	#1
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	DC is a level-headed company that never shoots itself in the foot. Totally. So DC is having a contest for drawing a page of Harley Quinn Issue #0, and the requirements for the page are pretty tame. Just draw four panels of Harley Quinn attempting to kill herself. And make sure she's naked in the fourth one. Not making light of suicide, and definitely not sexualizing it at all. Fuck this, when's Mahvel? ---------- Post added at 05:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:42 PM ---------- Between fucking up Superman and now this can't DC just die? I don't even want to bother with any more of their shit after finding out that this passes as OK for them.

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Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	The best part is how cheery they are about talking about her character and this opportunity to be involved in it, right before they explain that you're supposed to draw her naked in a bath tub with electrical appliances hanging overhead ready to kill herself. __________________ I am very tired.

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Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	Well I love my dark humor so I dont immediately reject the concept. Not too bothered by the nudity. I'm sure it was selected for fanservice but its atleast logical for her to be naked and for that to be an attempt. Things like this depends alot on tone for me. __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

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Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Apparently Harley's going to be breaking the fourth wall throughout the issue. Also, the thing with Batwoman's writers? They quit because of repeated instances of last-minute editorial meddling, which included changing the ending of an arc and, yes, being told that Batwoman and her fiancee couldn't get married, after they had to fight just to get her engaged. Considering DC seems to be going out of it's way to establish that no superhero is married, not just Batwoman, it doesn't seem like a anti-lesbian thing. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.