Half-Asians

06-08-2004, 06:24 PM

I know this sounds kinda odd, but I need closure to this question that's been pestering me for a while:

Why are Half-Asian girls so much hotter than either White or Asian girls on their own?

So far, I've asked just about everyone I know, and only gotten two disagreements (who knew an exception) and one hypothesis ("You've been playing too much Final Fantasy"). I only really post on two boards, one of which is not related at all (Wizards of the Coast), and I have no interest in joining a board "dedicated" to "hot Half-Asian chicks" for the sole purpose of asking this question and then taking a scalding hot bath to cleanse myself.
Thus, the question falls to you people.

Why?

Xivilized · 06-08-2004, 07:23 PM

Because you touch yourself at night.

[Edit: Well, that's just your case. Perhaps places that aren't Althorenchantorville have Asian and white girls that are attractive. Like, for instance, Xivilizedville (A.K.A. Great Falls, VA).]

Fifthfiend · 06-08-2004, 08:14 PM

God damn you half-Japanese girls.

You know you do it to me every time.

LeefRyder · 06-08-2004, 08:18 PM

I always wondered why kids of mixed races can be so much more asteticly(sp?) pleasing. Perhaps they're just less inbred than the rest of us...

MP37a · 06-08-2004, 08:27 PM

I prefer whole girls myself. Those half girls are hard to get around. And it also gets annoying that I have to keep switching sides everytime she turns around to escort her. And for pictures we can obviously only get side profiles.

In all seriousness though, I don't know maybe good genes passed on from both races? I don't really think I would be able to distinguish what a half-asian would look like. I'd need an example because I don't see many.

06-08-2004, 08:44 PM

Tiger Woods is half thai I believe.

MP37a · 06-08-2004, 08:49 PM

See I would have never known that.

Krylo · 06-08-2004, 08:58 PM

Half-asian is a shitty example.

Do you mean half chinese? Half japanese? Half phillipino? Half thai?

The thai, chinese, and phillipino have flatter noses than the japanese, with the phillipinos having the flattest... the chinese have rounder heads, while the japanese have more angular heads, etc. etc.

I, personally, prefer full blooded japanese girls to half-white half-any asian race... or even fully white.

Of course, that's a vast generalization, and there are many white girls (Jessica Alba, Audrey Hepburn, those TATU chicks, and that's keeping away from women I've met in real life) that I find just as attractive as the majority of japanese... and some japanese that make me shudder and gag.

Especially older japanese women. Asian women tend to age really horribly... not always, but often. And people wonder why the japanese have a school girl fetish.

Edit: Pst she's fully asian. Eat that half-breeds!

Mashirosen · 06-08-2004, 09:36 PM

I like Xivilized's answer best.

Martyr · 06-08-2004, 09:42 PM

Maybe you like Asian girls and tall girls.

Most of the Chinese or Japanese girls I know are significantly shorter than the white ones. So, if you like long, beautiful, Asian legs, you may be at a loss for a pair until you seek out a half breed.

That's my best guess. My general opinion is that a girl is a girl and red hair makes one worth dating.
Note: That is a terrible way to go about dating. I don't suggest anybody follows my example.

06-08-2004, 06:24 PM	#1
Althor Enchantor Guest Posts: n/a	Half-Asians I know this sounds kinda odd, but I need closure to this question that's been pestering me for a while: Why are Half-Asian girls so much hotter than either White or Asian girls on their own? So far, I've asked just about everyone I know, and only gotten two disagreements (who knew an exception) and one hypothesis ("You've been playing too much Final Fantasy"). I only really post on two boards, one of which is not related at all (Wizards of the Coast), and I have no interest in joining a board "dedicated" to "hot Half-Asian chicks" for the sole purpose of asking this question and then taking a scalding hot bath to cleanse myself. Thus, the question falls to you people. Why?

06-08-2004, 07:23 PM	#2
Xivilized Badger? Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 57	Because you touch yourself at night. [Edit: Well, that's just your case. Perhaps places that aren't Althorenchantorville have Asian and white girls that are attractive. Like, for instance, Xivilizedville (A.K.A. Great Falls, VA).] __________________ Currently Reading: I, Robot by Isaac Asimov Currently Playing: Xenosaga -[blog]-[url=http://www.lightbox7/~vampirepiggy][photo gallery]- Last edited by Xivilized; 06-08-2004 at 07:26 PM.

06-08-2004, 08:14 PM	#3
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	God damn you half-Japanese girls. You know you do it to me every time. __________________ check out my buttspresso

06-08-2004, 08:18 PM	#4
LeefRyder < Chococat > Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 268	I always wondered why kids of mixed races can be so much more asteticly(sp?) pleasing. Perhaps they're just less inbred than the rest of us... __________________ A short sig. I has it.

06-08-2004, 08:27 PM	#5
MP37a Sacred Samurai Gunslinger Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wellsville, Ohio Posts: 643	I prefer whole girls myself. Those half girls are hard to get around. And it also gets annoying that I have to keep switching sides everytime she turns around to escort her. And for pictures we can obviously only get side profiles. In all seriousness though, I don't know maybe good genes passed on from both races? I don't really think I would be able to distinguish what a half-asian would look like. I'd need an example because I don't see many. __________________ "I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!"

06-08-2004, 08:44 PM	#6
BMHadoken Guest Posts: n/a	Tiger Woods is half thai I believe.

06-08-2004, 08:49 PM	#7
MP37a Sacred Samurai Gunslinger Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wellsville, Ohio Posts: 643	See I would have never known that. __________________ "I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!"

06-08-2004, 08:58 PM	#8
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Half-asian is a shitty example. Do you mean half chinese? Half japanese? Half phillipino? Half thai? The thai, chinese, and phillipino have flatter noses than the japanese, with the phillipinos having the flattest... the chinese have rounder heads, while the japanese have more angular heads, etc. etc. I, personally, prefer full blooded japanese girls to half-white half-any asian race... or even fully white. Of course, that's a vast generalization, and there are many white girls (Jessica Alba, Audrey Hepburn, those TATU chicks, and that's keeping away from women I've met in real life) that I find just as attractive as the majority of japanese... and some japanese that make me shudder and gag. Especially older japanese women. Asian women tend to age really horribly... not always, but often. And people wonder why the japanese have a school girl fetish. Edit: Pst she's fully asian. Eat that half-breeds! __________________ I am very tired. Last edited by Krylo; 06-09-2004 at 01:05 AM.

06-08-2004, 09:36 PM	#9
Mashirosen Watch closely! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Imaginary tomorrowland Posts: 1,855	I like Xivilized's answer best. __________________ "Remember how we all thought the Jedi were, well, Space Knights of the Round Table? Well, as it turns out, they're a bunch of self-righteous virgins who kidnap kids to replenish their numbers."

06-08-2004, 09:42 PM	#10
Martyr Whatever Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Around. Here, there... Posts: 838	Maybe you like Asian girls and tall girls. Most of the Chinese or Japanese girls I know are significantly shorter than the white ones. So, if you like long, beautiful, Asian legs, you may be at a loss for a pair until you seek out a half breed. That's my best guess. My general opinion is that a girl is a girl and red hair makes one worth dating. Note: That is a terrible way to go about dating. I don't suggest anybody follows my example. __________________ Behold the Nightmare