It's prankin' time!

Meister · 08-06-2004, 11:58 AM

This is the short of it: Me and a friend have the keys to another friend's apartment/room and two weeks before she returns from Hong Kong. We cannot, nor will we, let this opportunity to spice up her boring life go by unnoticed. So the question goes out to you: what would be a good thing to do to this room?

Currently we're opting for sticking post-its on each and every tangible object in the room with its name written on it ("chair", "ceiling"... "book" on every single volume...), which alludes to her leaving my friend a bunch of post-its with, for example, information about the whereabouts of the cooking oil, to name but one. This, I feel, is nice, but doesn't have the same kick as my original idea, which would have involved a chalk outline, a puddle of blood and "POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS" tape and which was rejected. We need something else.

It must be easy to clean up, though. No stains, no sticky substances such as shaving cream, and above all no pile of work before one can live in the room again (this also rules out the "wrap everything in aluminum foil" prank). Poor girl's flying in from friggin' Hong Kong, after all. A light, no-stress surprise is in order.

A full report from me once it's all over, provided she doesn't kill us before.

slightly aboveaverage man · 08-06-2004, 12:19 PM

You could fill up her computer with lesbian porn... that'll be a surprise.

Living Bobbeh · 08-06-2004, 12:22 PM

You could fill up the sink with water and put some red food dye in it and pretend it's blood after someone was killed.

Speechless · 08-06-2004, 12:24 PM

You could get some ppl who she dont know and have them already in the place "living" there and when she gets there go thru the whole no this is our room thing...and theres other things to do from there.

MP37a · 08-06-2004, 12:24 PM

You could put a dead animal head in her bed. That's always a good one.

Speechless · 08-06-2004, 12:26 PM

LOL SAM reminded me of a time we had a halo party, and almost all the guys went for pizza, about ten minutes later the three of us still there heard something up stairs and we went to check...The kids house who it was's laptop was sitting in the hallway streaming a gay porn vid. He flipped and was like WTF! it happend a few more tiems thru out the night, we later found out that one of the kids stayed up stairs in the bedroom and was doing it all night.

ryuuseinosolitude · 08-06-2004, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Speechless

You could get some ppl who she dont know and have them already in the place "living" there and when she gets there go thru the whole no this is our room thing...and theres other things to do from there.

yea do that it's great! or maybe you could.....you could...*thinks* yea the idea of the "blood" in the sink is good too...I can't think of anything...now...

CheshireThief · 08-06-2004, 02:50 PM

Replace all of her light bulbs with blacklight bulbs. Replace all of her cds with really bad techno cds. Get a strobe light. Move all the furniture up against the wall. Make sure one of the cds is in the stereo. Steal the remote for the stereo. When she gets in, turn on the stereo full blast and turn on the strobe light. Her apartment is now a dance club. Kudos if you get a fog machine, too.

Myst · 08-06-2004, 03:40 PM

You could cut the labels off all canned goods, then post it note what they are around the house, as well as hide all her phones (with ringer off), pile a large stack of stuff in front of her door, and change her computers walpaper to porn (this is close to an actual prank I played on a neigbor dumb enough to leave their door unlocked)

Ganurath · 08-06-2004, 04:00 PM

Take all the food and cleaning supplies out of the apartment and hide it at one of your places, in an appropriate storage area. When she gets back, she'll either want to eat or use the restroom. Let disaster take it's course.

08-06-2004, 11:58 AM	#1
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	It's prankin' time! This is the short of it: Me and a friend have the keys to another friend's apartment/room and two weeks before she returns from Hong Kong. We cannot, nor will we, let this opportunity to spice up her boring life go by unnoticed. So the question goes out to you: what would be a good thing to do to this room? Currently we're opting for sticking post-its on each and every tangible object in the room with its name written on it ("chair", "ceiling"... "book" on every single volume...), which alludes to her leaving my friend a bunch of post-its with, for example, information about the whereabouts of the cooking oil, to name but one. This, I feel, is nice, but doesn't have the same kick as my original idea, which would have involved a chalk outline, a puddle of blood and "POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS" tape and which was rejected. We need something else. It must be easy to clean up, though. No stains, no sticky substances such as shaving cream, and above all no pile of work before one can live in the room again (this also rules out the "wrap everything in aluminum foil" prank). Poor girl's flying in from friggin' Hong Kong, after all. A light, no-stress surprise is in order. A full report from me once it's all over, provided she doesn't kill us before.

08-06-2004, 12:19 PM	#2
slightly aboveaverage man Trudeau Maniac Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Cyberspace Posts: 4,253	You could fill up her computer with lesbian porn... that'll be a surprise. __________________ Comics! Coffee! Videos! All at WWW.Ultima-Java.com If you're not there you'd better be dead, or in jail! And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT! Visit this Sunday SUNDAY Sunday and saturday.

08-06-2004, 12:22 PM	#3
Living Bobbeh That's NumberWang! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Twenty X'DY six! Posts: 1,127	You could fill up the sink with water and put some red food dye in it and pretend it's blood after someone was killed. __________________ Be confident, Wear a Cape!

08-06-2004, 12:24 PM	#4
Speechless The R34p3rs Secratary Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The R34p3rs front desk Posts: 92	You could get some ppl who she dont know and have them already in the place "living" there and when she gets there go thru the whole no this is our room thing...and theres other things to do from there. __________________ There are those that do and those that dippity do. Me im a dippety do-er, how 'bout you?

08-06-2004, 12:24 PM	#5
MP37a Sacred Samurai Gunslinger Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wellsville, Ohio Posts: 643	You could put a dead animal head in her bed. That's always a good one. __________________ "I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!"

08-06-2004, 12:26 PM	#6
Speechless The R34p3rs Secratary Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The R34p3rs front desk Posts: 92	LOL SAM reminded me of a time we had a halo party, and almost all the guys went for pizza, about ten minutes later the three of us still there heard something up stairs and we went to check...The kids house who it was's laptop was sitting in the hallway streaming a gay porn vid. He flipped and was like WTF! it happend a few more tiems thru out the night, we later found out that one of the kids stayed up stairs in the bedroom and was doing it all night. __________________ There are those that do and those that dippity do. Me im a dippety do-er, how 'bout you?

08-06-2004, 02:50 PM	#8
CheshireThief Still RaiRai's ***** Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Shut up, KP. Posts: 2,365	Replace all of her light bulbs with blacklight bulbs. Replace all of her cds with really bad techno cds. Get a strobe light. Move all the furniture up against the wall. Make sure one of the cds is in the stereo. Steal the remote for the stereo. When she gets in, turn on the stereo full blast and turn on the strobe light. Her apartment is now a dance club. Kudos if you get a fog machine, too. __________________ Holy crap! A CheshireThief spotting!

08-06-2004, 04:00 PM	#10
Ganurath Kinky yet Legal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 660	Take all the food and cleaning supplies out of the apartment and hide it at one of your places, in an appropriate storage area. When she gets back, she'll either want to eat or use the restroom. Let disaster take it's course. __________________ RP Fighter Master RP Drama Knight Sing to me the pretty song, The one that goes day and night long, So that at the end of day, When you are gone, your song will stay.