09-15-2004, 05:01 PM | #1 |
So we are clear
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Stupid Super Hero Names
I think the title speaks for its self. Post stupid super hero names. Can be existing ones or ones you just made up. Try to make it so stupid its funny. But you cant use one(s) someone else posted.
Now I will start it off and use this one so no one else can Pantsman
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09-15-2004, 05:04 PM | #2 | |
Shaken not Stirred
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Captain Jockstrap
Square Dance Kid
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09-15-2004, 05:11 PM | #3 | |
Pure joy
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09-15-2004, 05:14 PM | #4 |
N...ne...sss.... h...iii...iiiiii..
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Captain Incompetence
Baldness Boy Doctor Hentai, with tentacle demon sidekicks Etymology Lad Chlorofluorocarbonates-Awareness-Man |
09-15-2004, 05:26 PM | #5 |
Pure joy
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John Smith would not be a good superhero name. That's not what you meant, right?
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09-15-2004, 07:10 PM | #6 |
Trudeau Maniac
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Slightly Above Average Man!
(faster than the speed of smell! Able to leap small shanties in several bounds! has the strength of 1.2 men! he can't dodge bullets... but he can take it in the arm!) Milt the incontinant hamster. Bucky (actual super hero... he was Captain America's bitch) Expendable Lad! (Every comic he gets shot in the colon!)
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09-15-2004, 07:39 PM | #7 |
pilot of the brigandier
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easily destructable boy
seizure man generic dude
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09-15-2004, 07:46 PM | #8 |
The Dread Pirate
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The Luminescent Ninja!
Flightless Man! Jello boy! The Man of Copper!
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09-15-2004, 07:51 PM | #9 |
tastes like burning
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Wondering Woman!
Captain Ethiopia! Blind-as-a-Bat Man! and his side kick Tweety! Gnatman!
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09-15-2004, 08:24 PM | #10 |
Milkshake
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Persperation Man
Bitch Slap Boy Flatulance Kid Celulite Woman Captain Poopy Pants
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