Calvinball XXIII: Lord of the Rendirs--The Slightly Above Average Towers

Jadarendir · 10-14-2004, 04:58 PM

...and he stared, awestruck by the miraculous event that had just happened before him.

Jadarendir, greatest Demon of his time, newborn angel in the 21st age, yet again reborn Demangiel, and mortal of present, was powerless against his foe. He trembled and fell to his knees, dropping his swords. Then he fell back, unconscious.

“Jadarendir!” SAAM shouted. “Stand! Fight, fool!”

But it was no use, for the warrior had fallen to the most deadly type of curse; that of the NaGoqui book, chapter 5, verse three.

And when the black clouds break and Heaven is gone, Hell shall attack once the mighty has fall’n.

And he had. Jadarendir, with all his mighty Demon strength, was reduced to mortality, and then was ended.

DragonsBane stood back, wondrous. Jada’s familiar red glow had faded, and even his great wings were limp. As SAAM checked his pulse, his face went white with shock. He let loose a scream to the sky, preparing to express his sorrow the only way he knew how: vengeance.

As he and Dragonsbane turned to face their foe, they realized that they had seen him before.

You cannot hide… I see you… There is no life in the void… only… DEATH.

The horrified SAAM saw a villain in black armour, plated with human skulls and bones. Behind the armour was none other than BobII, the villain of old.

“Ye God,” SAAM mumbled. “He has come to finish his task. He has killed the Lord of the Rendirs, and wishes to possess the world of Calvinball.”

“We cannot face BobII alone,” DragonsBane said to SAAM. “We must find help. Send for the Thunder Dragoon, send for BobII’s predecessor.”

“BobI is dead. And if not, he is far beyond reach. None have seen him for ages.”

“This does not change our present situation. We must flee!”

SAAM glanced one last time at Jadarendir’s limp body, then turned and ran, following DragonsBane.

“Lead the way, Bane.”

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Word spread quickly of Jadarendir’s demise. The armies of SAAM and Jadarendir were, of course, the first to know, and it wasn’t long before the Thunder Dragoons found out. Toastburner learned through DragonsBane, and Argent, Lord of Silver, was told by the birds who had eavesdropped when Druid of the Dead was told.

Some rejoiced in this news, but many were grievous; Jada was an enemy of some and a friend of many. Even Phoenix Flame, who had fought him once, was saddened by this tragic news, more so by the fact that she would never have another duel with him than the fact that he was gone.

The only news that spread quicker was the news of BobII’s return. Since his defeat at the slopes of Mount Me, none had spoken his name. Not even SAAM, one of the most powerful beings alive. BobII was a curse, it was said; a curse that was impossible to lift. Young children were told stories of the ancient and terrible overlord, told that he would come back to haunt them if they didn’t do as they were told.

So when a Slightly Above Average Man ran over the hills and into cities, shouting to all the people the terrible news, there was much unrest. Everyone knew who SAAM was, and they never doubted a word he said. This was as serious as he predicted, as far as they were concerned.

When the attacks started, all were unprepared, but none were surprised.

The Argent Lord · 10-14-2004, 05:07 PM

((Who's BobII?))
Argent appears in Dragonsbane's fortress, wearing a massive suit of protactive armor and weilding a wicked-looking 7-foot runesword. "I understand that we have a problem. I am willing to help, provided that you trust me enough to help you."

Royalspork · 10-14-2004, 05:24 PM

Royalspork heard SAAMs cries, as does his mentor HoP.

They both walk out of the house, and look to see what has happened. They both were too young to know of bob 2 (unless bob 2 is from some of the new generation of calvinball and I missed it). But they knew that if SAAM felt it was bad then it must be.

HoP pointed to a wall to hide behind and he went behind it, RS followed.

videogamerz2000 · 10-14-2004, 05:33 PM

Across the land, in a quiet bar, a lone figure loomed in the corner, slowly drinking his mead. Tired from the exploit of his never ending quest, he considered the whole purpose of the game. No, he thought. It is all aobut the game.

A soldier burst through the door, sweating and panting heavily.
"Great sirs!" he cried. Everyone, everything, stopped and looked at the soldier. "I seek the great and notorius combatant, Thunder Dragoon!"

The dark figure, none other than TD rose from his corner.
"It's time again, isn't it?" he asked the soldier.
The soldier gulped. "Yes, my lord."
The patrons started mumbling amongst themselves.
"Lord SAAM and DB request your assistance at once! Jada has risen from the ashes, and seeks cold hearted revenge and victory!"
"Say no more!" TD yelled. He rushed toward the exit gathering his things.
His mighty Flamberge, his trusted electric spear, his gleaming armor, his ravishing red cape and his greedy green guantlents.
"To the battle field!" he cried!

Terex4 · 10-14-2004, 05:36 PM

Druid heard the news of the approaching war. This....BobII.....his name eluded Druid. He needed more information. He grabbed the essentials. His caltrops, scrolls, and his new staff made from a dragon's bone.

He stepped out into the halls and awakened his army. No one had invaded his crypt in a long time and it was about time they served a usefull purpose.

He stepped into a side room. This room contained his most powerful creation yet and he was going to need it. This room held Lazorne the Dracolich. This war would bring much death which pleased Druid but he understood the necessity of life and couldn't allow it to be completely extinguished.

He turned to his scrying mirror. He was going to need more information on this BobII.....

Dragonsbane · 10-14-2004, 06:41 PM

"If you can't be trusted, then we all die." Dragonsbane responded, turning away from his scrying crystal to face Argent, "I don't think you are as self centered as that...very well, then. All help is welcome in these dark times." he shook the silver warrior's hand, then continued, "We must gather the others...you have your weapons, and I have mine, so there is no cause for delay."

Even as he spoke, his staff shot from the wall it had been leaning against into his hand, and his sword was already sheathed at his side, "It is time..."

DragonDaimyo · 10-14-2004, 06:50 PM

Saiyaman1822 felt the ominous power coming toward him like a shock wave. Knowing the situation must be bad (as normally Saiyaman can't sense a super-villan from 2 feet away), he grabbed his armor and katana and ran to the assist.

"I have only heard rumors of this .. BobII. I must be on my guard, as I do not know what awaits."

Running as fast he could, he made his way to Dragonsbane's fortress, where he would lay in wait. Waiting for the right moment to help the heros in their struggle. (OOC: Or when I get online again tonight

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videogamerz2000 · 10-14-2004, 07:40 PM

He rode his horse swift like a eagle carrying a beaver. The soldier, moreso a messenger, was talking to him all the time.
"It seems that Jada is not the least of our concer's, my lord!" the soldier yelled, for the air currents were picking up.
"Not the least of our concerns...what do you mean, my friend?" TD asks with a worried expression.
"Tales surface of an regrowing evil, one that was said to have been banished on the great, fiery cavern of Mount Me. It is BobII."
TD immediately reared his horse.
"BobII.... it has been awhile since I've seen that one..." TD reminensced. "We once or twice allied with each other, for personal gain, none other....."
"Sir?" the soldier shaked. "You KNOW BobII?"
"Aye..." was all TD could say.
After half a year, it had been such a long time since TD had returned to this world. The world with laws, matter and concetrated energy. It had been too long.
"Onward! My allies in the east call for help. We must recruit the elementals first!" TD smirked, and sped off with great haste.

Jadarendir · 10-14-2004, 08:23 PM

OOC: >>> This <<< is the original Lord of the Rendirs thread. Read through it to the end to see who BobII is, or what the whole deal is, etc., etc.

IC:

Indeed, BobII knew TD. He knew him well, and knew all his old secrets. The dragoons were deadly afraid of the tyrant, and those who had never heard his name before severely underestimated him, even if they feared the worst.

His armies had grown as well. Millions upon millions of Bobs poured over the side of Mount Me, approaching Bobadur, the secret fortress of BobII. Where he had been plotting his revenge for many years, now. Since the sixth age he had waited to strike out when he was as powerful as any warrior in the Calvinfield. That time was now. No man or woman could fight him alone.

He and his armies moved quickly west, ravaging small villages and large towns, finally coming within 500 yards of HoP...

Dragonsbane · 10-14-2004, 08:35 PM

Dragonsbane set off, riding across the fields and through the forests, using his Weedkiller +12 on the animate trees that attacked him. His phantom steed galloped onward, as he sought to gather an army to oppose the evil of BobII

10-14-2004, 04:58 PM	#1
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	Calvinball XXIII: Lord of the Rendirs--The Slightly Above Average Towers ...and he stared, awestruck by the miraculous event that had just happened before him. Jadarendir, greatest Demon of his time, newborn angel in the 21st age, yet again reborn Demangiel, and mortal of present, was powerless against his foe. He trembled and fell to his knees, dropping his swords. Then he fell back, unconscious. “Jadarendir!” SAAM shouted. “Stand! Fight, fool!” But it was no use, for the warrior had fallen to the most deadly type of curse; that of the NaGoqui book, chapter 5, verse three. And when the black clouds break and Heaven is gone, Hell shall attack once the mighty has fall’n. And he had. Jadarendir, with all his mighty Demon strength, was reduced to mortality, and then was ended. DragonsBane stood back, wondrous. Jada’s familiar red glow had faded, and even his great wings were limp. As SAAM checked his pulse, his face went white with shock. He let loose a scream to the sky, preparing to express his sorrow the only way he knew how: vengeance. As he and Dragonsbane turned to face their foe, they realized that they had seen him before. *You cannot hide… I see you… There is no life in the void… only… DEATH.* The horrified SAAM saw a villain in black armour, plated with human skulls and bones. Behind the armour was none other than BobII, the villain of old. “Ye God,” SAAM mumbled. “He has come to finish his task. He has killed the Lord of the Rendirs, and wishes to possess the world of Calvinball.” “We cannot face BobII alone,” DragonsBane said to SAAM. “We must find help. Send for the Thunder Dragoon, send for BobII’s predecessor.” “BobI is dead. And if not, he is far beyond reach. None have seen him for ages.” “This does not change our present situation. We must flee!” SAAM glanced one last time at Jadarendir’s limp body, then turned and ran, following DragonsBane. “Lead the way, Bane.” ----------------------------------------------- Word spread quickly of Jadarendir’s demise. The armies of SAAM and Jadarendir were, of course, the first to know, and it wasn’t long before the Thunder Dragoons found out. Toastburner learned through DragonsBane, and Argent, Lord of Silver, was told by the birds who had eavesdropped when Druid of the Dead was told. Some rejoiced in this news, but many were grievous; Jada was an enemy of some and a friend of many. Even Phoenix Flame, who had fought him once, was saddened by this tragic news, more so by the fact that she would never have another duel with him than the fact that he was gone. The only news that spread quicker was the news of BobII’s return. Since his defeat at the slopes of Mount Me, none had spoken his name. Not even SAAM, one of the most powerful beings alive. BobII was a curse, it was said; a curse that was impossible to lift. Young children were told stories of the ancient and terrible overlord, told that he would come back to haunt them if they didn’t do as they were told. So when a Slightly Above Average Man ran over the hills and into cities, shouting to all the people the terrible news, there was much unrest. Everyone knew who SAAM was, and they never doubted a word he said. This was as serious as he predicted, as far as they were concerned. When the attacks started, all were unprepared, but none were surprised. __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.

10-14-2004, 05:24 PM	#3
Royalspork Magikoopa Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: chapel hill wo0t wo0t Posts: 1,617	Royalspork heard SAAMs cries, as does his mentor HoP. They both walk out of the house, and look to see what has happened. They both were too young to know of bob 2 (unless bob 2 is from some of the new generation of calvinball and I missed it). But they knew that if SAAM felt it was bad then it must be. HoP pointed to a wall to hide behind and he went behind it, RS followed. __________________ Zei Zao looks helplessly as he runs out of road to follow! The army of Huang Yao Shi grinds to a halt as to avoid wading through grass. That's for "common" armies. Much like Gao Hu's, who's invasion force reaches the border and sits in ambush for any fleeing units of Huang Yao Shi. In the grass. Cao Zhen, however, continues to follow the road, as grass is too green for his liking this time of year. You ain't got no K-Mart!

10-14-2004, 05:33 PM	#4
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	Across the land, in a quiet bar, a lone figure loomed in the corner, slowly drinking his mead. Tired from the exploit of his never ending quest, he considered the whole purpose of the game. No, he thought. It is all aobut the game. A soldier burst through the door, sweating and panting heavily. "Great sirs!" he cried. Everyone, everything, stopped and looked at the soldier. "I seek the great and notorius combatant, Thunder Dragoon!" The dark figure, none other than TD rose from his corner. "It's time again, isn't it?" he asked the soldier. The soldier gulped. "Yes, my lord." The patrons started mumbling amongst themselves. "Lord SAAM and DB request your assistance at once! Jada has risen from the ashes, and seeks cold hearted revenge and victory!" "Say no more!" TD yelled. He rushed toward the exit gathering his things. His mighty Flamberge, his trusted electric spear, his gleaming armor, his ravishing red cape and his greedy green guantlents. "To the battle field!" he cried! __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

10-14-2004, 06:50 PM	#7
DragonDaimyo Man without an avatar. Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, hidden underneath the fridge Posts: 380	Saiyaman1822 felt the ominous power coming toward him like a shock wave. Knowing the situation must be bad (as normally Saiyaman can't sense a super-villan from 2 feet away), he grabbed his armor and katana and ran to the assist. "I have only heard rumors of this .. BobII. I must be on my guard, as I do not know what awaits." Running as fast he could, he made his way to Dragonsbane's fortress, where he would lay in wait. Waiting for the right moment to help the heros in their struggle. (OOC: Or when I get online again tonight ) __________________ DO NOT MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF DRAGONS! for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! :rmage: "A fire dragon's organs are vulnerable to ice spells! I am a genius!!!"

10-14-2004, 07:40 PM	#8
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	He rode his horse swift like a eagle carrying a beaver. The soldier, moreso a messenger, was talking to him all the time. "It seems that Jada is not the least of our concer's, my lord!" the soldier yelled, for the air currents were picking up. "Not the least of our concerns...what do you mean, my friend?" TD asks with a worried expression. "Tales surface of an regrowing evil, one that was said to have been banished on the great, fiery cavern of Mount Me. It is BobII." TD immediately reared his horse. "BobII.... it has been awhile since I've seen that one..." TD reminensced. "We once or twice allied with each other, for personal gain, none other....." "Sir?" the soldier shaked. "You KNOW BobII?" "Aye..." was all TD could say. After half a year, it had been such a long time since TD had returned to this world. The world with laws, matter and concetrated energy. It had been too long. "Onward! My allies in the east call for help. We must recruit the elementals first!" TD smirked, and sped off with great haste. __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

10-14-2004, 05:07 PM	#2
The Argent Lord Master of Silver Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Silver Keep Posts: 1,433	((Who's BobII?)) Argent appears in Dragonsbane's fortress, wearing a massive suit of protactive armor and weilding a wicked-looking 7-foot runesword. "I understand that we have a problem. I am willing to help, provided that you trust me enough to help you."

10-14-2004, 08:23 PM	#9
Jadarendir King of No Pants Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wherever good times are had. Posts: 552	OOC: >>> This <<< is the original Lord of the Rendirs thread. Read through it to the end to see who BobII is, or what the whole deal is, etc., etc. IC: Indeed, BobII knew TD. He knew him well, and knew all his old secrets. The dragoons were deadly afraid of the tyrant, and those who had never heard his name before severely underestimated him, even if they feared the worst. His armies had grown as well. Millions upon millions of Bobs poured over the side of Mount Me, approaching Bobadur, the secret fortress of BobII. Where he had been plotting his revenge for many years, now. Since the sixth age he had waited to strike out when he was as powerful as any warrior in the Calvinfield. That time was now. No man or woman could fight him alone. He and his armies moved quickly west, ravaging small villages and large towns, finally coming within 500 yards of HoP... __________________ Demangiel Jadarendir Damned My creations. Jadarendir's Song! Yeee! My/SAAM's song for CheshireThief! Jadarendir's Drum Solo! God Bless TD.