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01-15-2005, 04:41 AM
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Drive by Haiku!
An interesting phenomena swept over the forums the other day, inspired by one mad genius.
That madman was Sithdarth, who unknowingly sparked a revolution in poetic warfare. I present to you my list of victims, may there be mercy on us all! this is the original one sent to me by Sithdarth This is something new Feel my wrath through this Haiku The Drive by Haiku and my reply! stunned and wounded I, not expecting such a thing, must run for cover! and so it began... Armoured Bishoujo was first to feel my wrath! I didn't make up drive by haiku, Sithdarth did but I find it fun! and then it was BMG! run for cover you! its time for drive by haiku! please do not hurt me? who, after being defeated by my devastating haiku attack, decided to join me in my efforts. soon after, Zweihander was felled by haiku victim number 5 another one feels the rage of haiku driveby! and then Cloud Strife... you are next to feel the wrath of drive by haiku! BAM! how tastes justice? Bob the Mercenary what am I doing? drive by haiku, for sure dude! now eat power bar! Dragonsbane... now I'm a menace behold my haiku power! the victims list grows! Skywarrior KC... sprite master you are but haiku will bring you down! feel the haiku pain! Newb... funny this must seem my random haiku attack! calvinball roxxors! Squishy Cheeks... used to be Jadguy now some squishy cheeks it seems I hope that gets fixed! and Meister too! meister der sandwich they sell that here in Japan I don't speak German. now Osterbaum! who made you captain? was it Finlands government? how much do they pay? Adamark as well! thats a great hat there real official looking too eat haiku justice! Synkronized... Asuka is best! so we both agree on that though she is quite mean. VA_Ninja got one too haiku attack now! VA has great artistry "its a wolf!" I know! And Archbio... whats with the bunny? it really does creep me out teeth like that scare me and then Foamy.. you killed the bad guy! thats not supposed to happen way too much power. Lycanthrope! running out of wit I've hit the bottom sadly suck haiku sucker! Madhatter... pictures worth a mint wish I were as good, but not so I use haiku h4x.m4g3! sea creatures are dumb I smash them with buster steel! they make squishing noise Stephanos! herald of chaos dark knight of supreme evil no match for haiku! QueenQeeko was defeated as well! my haiku attack! a blue mage will learn to use haiku against me! And then Chicago Lollie bag of tacquitos the perfect weapon you say? nothing to haiku! my rage for poetic justice has not been sated yet, who will be next to face my haiku wrath? Maybe you! Last edited by Funka Genocide; 01-16-2005 at 12:01 PM. |
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01-15-2005, 04:47 AM
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Friendly Neighborhood Quantum Hobo
Join Date: Mar 2004
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I confess I did spark this event. I thought that it would be confined to my own random attacks but I seem to have miscalculated. However, I find this out come far more enjoyable and will gladly accept any wrath visted upon for my role in this.
Edit: Yes this is shameless self promotion but it isn't every day I can claim to father a movement. I mean who could resist really. (Don't give me that look I'm on to you) Last edited by Sithdarth; 01-15-2005 at 06:17 AM. |
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01-15-2005, 05:09 AM
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Victims list update!
Thaumaturge
we are on to you your crazy plan of Nilk use you won't get away! Pixie! quite the cynic you might not see this coming but haiku attacks still! The Kneumatic Pnight the world may be grey but haiku will lift spirits! so will the love bomb! Krylo too! perverted you are like yoda I must speak now to disguise my love and then Kenryoku_Maxis! anime guru! but how are you at haiku? Japan is strange, huh? I've still got a whollot more to do! |
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01-15-2005, 08:22 AM
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: May 2004
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Oh it's on NOW
We are all going
To get you back for this, dude Beware our revenge... |
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01-15-2005, 09:09 AM
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bOB iZ brOkeN
Join Date: Nov 2003
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My Haiku is bad.
Convulse involuntary. Revenge. SWK
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01-15-2005, 09:22 AM
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Friendly Neighborhood Quantum Hobo
Join Date: Mar 2004
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You don't really need to Haiku here if you don't want to, you can do that in a PM. Otherwise this might be taken for a cleverly disguised random Haiku thread, which was discouraged a little while ago. This, I think, is more about the process and a few examples here and there.
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01-15-2005, 09:28 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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I love the Haiku
My favorite poetry F, I changed some things 
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01-15-2005, 01:35 PM
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Oh hi! :D
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Quote:
You want to beat me? Like you are the only one Take a number you! |
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01-15-2005, 01:50 PM
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Magikoopa
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Inactivity
saved me once, I am here but I'm not in full flow
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Zei Zao looks helplessly as he runs out of road to follow! The army of Huang Yao Shi grinds to a halt as to avoid wading through grass. That's for "common" armies. Much like Gao Hu's, who's invasion force reaches the border and sits in ambush for any fleeing units of Huang Yao Shi. In the grass. Cao Zhen, however, continues to follow the road, as grass is too green for his liking this time of year. You ain't got no K-Mart! |
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01-15-2005, 04:12 PM
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Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: May 2004
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Hah CHA!
Rise up, forumites!
Turn the haiku back on him Win back our honor |
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